Top 20 Things No Woman Should Wear After 30!


Fashion magazines LOVE to tell women what they shouldn't wear if they are chubby, if they are parents, and if they're beyond a certain age. 

Well, we decided to put together our own list!  Here are the 20 things NO woman should wear after 30.  We hope you enjoy!

1. An untested jetpack

2. Meat tunic in feral dog country

3. Twigs superglued to your body in the shape of a dress

4. High heels if you're getting chased in a horror movie

5. Deer costume during hunting season

6. Shirt made of wasps

holy sh*t!  Someone's actually done it!

7. Full suit of armor in the swimming pool

8. Fake bomb vest at the airport

9. Necklace made of human ears

Unless you're a character on the Walking Dead

10. A sampler of endangered animal skins

Don't do it!

11. Cursed amulet

12. A sweater that's on fire

13. A uniform you stole from a police officer

14. The one ring

15. A bucket of chum

16. Fur accessories like a live pet hyena

17. Glitter eyeshadow with botfly pheromones in it

We'll spare you the botfly picture.  Google at your own risk!

18. Loafers that are actually just dead seagulls you jammed your feet into

19. A leaky backpack full of cream of mushroom soup

20. Booty shorts with military secrets written on the butt

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