Well, this is an overdue job: We’ll bury “Russian women” stereotypes created by sexist media to the ground in a minute. Women on this list don’t care about your f*cking beauty standards. They don’t pose for the “male gaze.” They are not unnatural, well, maybe some of them are, but not in a plastic way. Here they are, 19 Russian women, who do not care about the world at all.
1. Space boots combined with falcon angst
2. Absurd is the new sexy
3. “You want a sexy pose? I’ll give you a sexy pose. Here, take this."
4. “Running for Olympics. It’s none of your business which category it is.”
5. “This is gonna be the only ‘dirty look’ you’ll ever get from me.”
6. “Ran out of bubbles, we just have this leftover spaghetti. Let’s get this over with.”
7. “And this is the romantic me.”
8. “‘Cause I slay.”
9. “And this is the ‘sexy librarian’ me.”
10. “Snapchat is for losers.”
11. “To hell with your Mermaid fetish, Igor.”
12. “I’ll make you a sandwich in a minute. I’ll make YOU a sandwich. No I mean I’ll make a sandwich with you. I’ll turn you into a sandwich. I’ll make a sandwich made of you.”
13. “I paid $550 for this dress. This is as sexy as I can get in your stupid fucking car, Viktor.”
14. “This is how much I care about your last-minute Valentine’s Day surprise, idiot. Suck it.”
15. “You weren’t expecting me to touch your stinking glass with my bare hands, were you? I wouldn't even touch it with my bare butt. Come on hurry up.”
16. “Well at least I have this to warm me up.”
17. Twerking done right.
18. “When was the last time you cleaned this thing? OK, you know what, forget it. I’ll just stand like this.”
19. “Aaaaaand to hell with your beastiality thing too.”