"... Something happened the other day. I saw a girl, so hot that I couldn't even look at her. What I mean is, she was so beautiful that I felt like I had no right to look at her. A guy like me, 120kg, hairy as f*ck, shouldn't be allowed to look at her, right? And then an idiot left her seated at the table, left her to play darts, the girl waited and waited for him, all alone at the table. I mean WTF? If I had a girl like that, I would carry her on my shoulders, I would put a f*cking crown on her pretty head. How can you leave her alone and go do something else? Are you a bloody idiot? Are you filthy rich? What is it that I don't get?"