What is lazy? Who is lazy? What makes a person lazy, and what doesn’t? Here’s a way for you to find out if the lazy manifesto speaks out to you or not.
This manifesto will also set the boundaries of laziness so people will know if they are in the zone or not!
You try and reach the remote, but it’s not within your reach…So you just keep watching what’s on. A similar scenario is the one where you turn the screen keyboard on because the real keyboard is far far away…
If you don’t have the cash to order food, or not enough material to make a sandwich, you will just sit there and survive only with water.
And you also know you will pass one way or another in the end. So, no need to wear yourself out by studying too hard.
No one has the energy to walk all the way to the bed. Even if it’s so soft and comfy. lying down on the sofa is ten times better now!
You do everything you can to make things easier and more autonomous for you.
Not just the alarm. You postpone all things. You can write a book on how to avoid deadlines, but you are too damn lazy to work on it.
Throwing things to shut the lights, not moving your head to look at a different direction, using your feet to turn your electronic devices on, etc. You just can’t move, period!
Your kitchen is right by your toilet and you can flush and move to the bed, still being able to reach the fridge for some snacks. The dream…
You sleep, eat, watch, and play on the bed. You pretty much spend your whole day there.
“While you are up and about…” might be your favorite line. No one comes back from the kitchen without some water or snacks for you.
It’s ok to just rinse the glass after a drink. You can leave the dishes on the counter or in the machine. You never make the bed, because you are either in it all day, or you will just use it again. You can clean the place once a month, or even a year, if possible!
“It’s too cold outside.” “I feel like I’m coming down with something.” “I don’t have money left.”
“Is this urgent?” “Will I die if I don’t do it?”
And who can deny it?
Even 15 is too much!
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