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> 14 Valentine's Day Stories That Went Horribly Wrong!

Are you going to be single on Valentine's Day? No worries. After reading these horrible Valentine's Day stories, you'll be grateful that you are spending this day alone!


1. Even Kim Kardashian wouldn't do that!

“My now ex-boyfriend gave me a flash drive filled with about 400 of his selfies. Four-hundred freaking selfies!”—randallbriana

2. A special type of dessert

“Dumped. The man I was planning on marrying broke up with me. I was so pissed I made him take me to the Cheesecake Factory and sit through dinner with me.” 


3. Heartbreaks and a chocolate bar.

“I got a Snickers bar, followed by a text message dumping me later that evening for another girl.”

—Linda Gonzales Welch

4. Chips?

“A bag of Doritos. We had been dating for four years and he got me a bag of Doritos and stuck a bow on it. I left him shortly after.” 


5. Valentines day spent in a church

“My first boyfriend was a very serious born-again Christian. I was an atheist, but I never told him that because so long as he wasn’t shoving his religion down my throat it didn’t matter…so I thought. Around V-Day he said he was going to surprise me with something very special on Sunday for the holiday. I was amped!

We pull into the parking lot of a mega church and he turns off the car and says ‘Surprise!’ He explains that he thinks things are getting more serious with us and that it was time he brought me to his church for a service, and what better service to attend than a service on LOVE! My stomach drops but I’m polite and attend the service. The ‘love’ preaching was more about how our primary love is for Jesus and that romantic love without intent to marry and have children can often be sinful. There was even a portion on pre-marital sex (which my partner and I were FAR from having), and as the preacher dude said something to the effect of ‘don’t be tempted’ my boyfriend raised his arms, passionately nodding, and a single tear slid down his cheek.”


6. Story of a sad and lonely shampoo bottle

“Shampoo. Without the matching conditioner. We had been dating for over a year.” 


7. Glow in the dark present

“When I was in college, I cooked my boyfriend of 6 months a nice dinner for Valentine’s and he gave me a glow-in-the-dark Toy Story 3 poster — and not as a joke or anything. That was his real Valentine’s Day gift to me. We were both 20 years old. He kept asking me how I liked it, but I ended up giving it to my little brother.” 


8. That would be perfect for someone else!

“Diamond earrings. Normally that would be a super nice gift, but I don’t have pierced ears. I had been dating the guy for over two months and he told me once that once of the reasons he found me attractive was because I didn’t have tattoos or piercings. Ummm what?”


9. A trip to the hospital

“I got stitches. When my husband and I were still dating, I was waiting up for him to get home from work on Valentine’s Day. When he got home, the dog barked, which scared the cat, who ran up my face and used me as a launch pad. His back claws ripped my upper lip open and put a hole in my cheek. I had blood pouring out of my face, but still tried to convince my husband it wasn’t bad enough to go to the ER. Two stitches and a tetanus shot later, Valentine’s Day was ruined, and I have a scar to prove it.” 


10. That's very considerate of you!

“My now husband rearranged our living room and bought me a desk chair. We did not have a desk or a working computer.” 


11. The art of the friendzone

“My middle school would sell flowers and there were different meanings for all of them. I had a MAJOR crush on this one girl and I received a flower from her and I was SUPER excited, only to find out this it was the flower that represented friendship and she only got it because my birthday was coming up. That’s the story of the first time I was friendzoned.”


12. The crafty type

“A string of yarn with a macaroni noodle on it for every day we had been together, colored ones for the days he estimated we had sex.”


13. A priceless conference on capitalism

“For Valentine’s Day one year I got a lecture from my boyfriend about how it’s just a holiday for big corporations to make money off of. I got him a $200 watch.” 


14. Polaroid

“In college I got a homemade card with an out of focus Polaroid dick pic.”


BONUS: The real deal!

“I went on a pity date with this guy, and stupid me, I didn’t realize that it was Valentine’s Day until it was too late to back out. I was given a choice: movie or dinner first. Since I wasn’t into the guy, I was like, MOVIE! This was 1998, so we watched Titanic. After those three grueling hours, we went back to his car, and I was presented with this big long white box, the kind that long stem roses come in. I open it, and I kid you not, inside was a stuffed animal pig head on a stick. With bells. It was a pig head on a stick. I thought for sure I was getting murdered that night, but somehow made it home.”