Men love to talk to women about make-up, beauty, waxing, etc. But it’s always hard whenever they need to groom themselves a little.
We don’t know where you guys heard that women like messy men, but you’re not in the right direction at all. You can benefit society by taking that one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. PLEASE!
And please don’t buy fake ones; pay some money for original fragrances and try to smell nice. And you’ll understand the importance of roll-on once you get into the bus.
Maybe you don’t realize it because you don’t see it, but they sometimes your neck becomes disgusting. Please do it yourself or go to a barber shop once a week.
We don’t know how you shave but we kindly ask you to find another solution for those stupid hairs coming out of your cheeks. Sometimes we can’t focus on what you’re saying just because of them.
A problem that you can get rid of by burning or cutting them with mustache scissors. We really don’t get why you make that problem so big(!).
Your nails filled with dirt will make us sick in public transportation, when you wave to the cab, walk on the road, clearly everywhere. You should have 10 minutes to cut them, right?
If a flaked and cracked hand is not your point of interest, please stop torturing both yourself and the ones around you.
You don’t need to take them all, but you should intervene a little.
First, you take the dirty ones off and put them in the laundry bag, then you take a clean pair from the drawer and put them on. Look, it’s actually simple!
You just need to give 2 minutes to it once in the morning and once before going to bed. I’m sure you’re also not happy to carry some donut in your teeth for 3 days. Don’t ask me why I don’t look at your face when you talk!
Stubble beard is a style, it’s not when it’s dirty, messy and disgusting. There are hundreds of machines that you guys can use to give it a good shape; get one please and save us from the look you have like this tragically failed restoration.
Ok, maybe you think a man with hair is normal, we got that, but that also has to have a limit, right? Which women find it attractive when you have hair all over your back?
We have the right to ask you to wear clean clothes as being the ones who have to live with you in the same community. We don’t look for fashion, colors, combinations, but at least keep your clothes clean. Are you off-roading every morning before you leave home or something?
Lotions, powders, odors, everything for the health of your feet and our noses. Please look for solutions for your sweaty feet.
A little color will be good for us.
