17 Weird Facts About Babies That Their Moms Would Never Tell You

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Babies are cute until you learn that they are hair-eating zombies with super strength and explosive bodily functions. You think we’re just kidding, but no, here are 17 of the most bizarre facts about babies your mom never told you!

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1. All babies grow mustaches in the womb. And they eat it.

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Yes, that’s right. When a fetus is about four months into the pregnancy it develops a mustache that, over the course of a month, spreads over its entire body. This hair is called lanugo and it falls out before birth (if you're lucky) and is EATEN BY THE BABY. It then is digested and becomes part of its first poop (called meconium).

2. Babies double in weight during their first five months of life.

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You can’t imagine doubling your weight in five months, can you? Well, babies are basically milk monsters who do nothing but eat, sleep, poop, and grow in freakish amounts.

3. Babies have taste buds on the roof, back, and sides of their mouth in addition to their tongue.

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They eventually fade with age, but that doesn't stop it from being really weird in the meantime, especially considering the mustaches they've recently eaten.

4. Girl babies get their period, and all babies have boobs and lactate.

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When babies are in the womb, they absorb their mom's hormones, so after they're born they've got some estrogen to sort through. That means that female babies shed their uterine lining, having a mini period, and all babies lactate a bit. Sometimes blood comes out of their nipples too (in case you wanted to cringe even more about this whole ordeal). Horrifying, but true.

5. Babies' eyes are 75% their adult size when they're born.

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In other words, they have gigantic eyeballs compared to their tiny little heads. And upon birth, babies' vision is 20/400 (extremely near-sighted), but by the time they're six months old, it should be 20/20.

6. Babies born in May weigh more.

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Babies born in May weigh an average of 7 ounces more than other months. Are they in cahoots with the moon? The Earth's rotation? We don’t know.

7. Babies prefer female voices, and subconsciously adults adapt.

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Wanna hear something more interesting? That’s probably why you do that high-pitched “baby talk” around them. THEY CONTROL OUR MINDS! Okay, maybe we’re just subconsciously adapting.

8. Babies can sleep with their eyes open.

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It's very common for babies' eyes to stay open after they fall asleep. So if your child starts doing this, the good news is that it isn't possessed. The bad news is that it's really freakin' creepy to watch.

9. Baby boys get erections...both inside the womb and when they're born.

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If a woman tells you she's pregnant with a boy, that's her polite way of telling you "I am pregnant with a human who, in all likelihood, has a boner right now inside of my body as we speak." That's because baby boys get erections while they're in utero, and very commonly have one when they're born.

10. Babies don't have bony kneecaps.

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They just have a structure of cartilage that forms something like it, but the real kneecap doesn't develop until a few years into life. Other parts of the baby's skeletal system develop similarly. The older we get, the more those bones that begin as cartilage lose their "bounce," and falling becomes a lot more painful and a lot less nonchalant. Before that, we're basically miniature invincible cartilage demons.

11. The likelihood of having twins varies around the globe.

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In Nigeria, the odds of having twins are 22-1. The West-African region is particularly prone to twins. In Japan, however, the odds are 200-1. If you don't think this is disconcerting, you clearly haven't thought about the logistical horror that is raising a pair of twins, and the obvious conclusion we can all reach that babies are globally conspiring to burden certain parts of the world with this (albeit adorable) horror.

12. Like so many classic villains, newborns don't actually cry tears.

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That means they’re not crying, just screaming. They don’t produce tears until the third week of their life.

13. Babies can breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Up until seven months of age, a baby is able to swallow and breathe simultaneously. This might seem random, but it's actually so that they can beat you in drinking contests, so never challenge an infant to a keg stand. Never.

14. The soft spot on a baby's head bulges and pulsates.

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The soft spot on a baby's head is called the fontanelle, and before the skull is fully grown in that spot it isn't just a squishy, sensitive area. It's also a creepy bulging crevice of doom if you look close enough. It’s not the brain coming out. It’s not the baby’s soul either. So don’t creep out so quick.

15. Babies have superhuman strength.

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You may know that newborns have the reflex to grab onto things with their hands, but what you probably didn't know is that their grasp is strong enough to pull their ENTIRE BODY UP. Picture an Olympic gymnast on the rings, but a newborn.

16. Baby poop is the perfect consistency to create the most amount of mess.

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Newborn poop is mostly liquid with some mustard-seed texture mixed in. As a result, it doesn't take much power to propel it across a room.

17. Babies conveniently forget all of the horror they put you through, and how weird they've been.

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Babies forget the majority of the first three years of their life. Neuroscientists call this "infantile amnesia" and have several theories about why this occurs, but we can all agree that regardless of why it happens, the result is that all of us adults are blissfully unaware of the completely bizarre things we did when we first entered this world, and the effect it had on others.

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