Yes, we've heard what others have said until today - how beautiful love is and all that crap. They have been telling us how awesome being in love is, thousands of fun activities you can do with a great partner, and that being alone sucks. However, it is now time for us, the people who love being alone, to talk. Now you guys should listen to us and learn how beautiful being alone is. We hope that the question "Why are you single?" will be obsolete after this content.
Here are the nice things only people like you, who love being alone, can understand: