22 Mature Answers From Kids About Love & Marriage To Write Down!

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Kids have great answers to the questions that we can't figure out:

1. How do you decide about whom to get married to?

"You should find someone who likes the same thing as you. For example, if you like sports, your partner should also like sports, but he/she should also keep on liking chips." 
- Alan,  10 

"Actually, nobody decides that before they grow up. God decides first, and then you are supposed to find that person."
- Kirsten, 10

2. What is the right age to get married?


"23 is the best age because you find the person you want to be with forever by then." 
- Camille, 10

"You have got to be an idiot if you want to get married."
 - Freddie, 6 

"58! Because by then you don't have to work anymore and you can spend your time loving that person." 
- Carolyn, 8

"I will start looking for someone after I finish kindergarten."

- Bert, 5

3. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
- Eddie, 6

"If two people are shouting at the same child, it is safe to infer that they are married"
- Derrick, 8

4. What do your mom and dad have in common?


"They both don't want any more kids."
- Lori, 8

5. What do people do during a date?


"Dates are for having a good time and people should get to know each other during dates. If you listen long enough, even guys have things to say!"
- Lynnette, 8

"People lie to each other during the first dates and try to attract enough attention for the second date."
- Martin, 10

6. What would you do after a bad date?


"I would run back to home and pretend to be dead. I would call the newspapers to make sure that they put my name in all the obituaries.." 
-  Craig, 9

7. When is it the right time to kiss someone?

"When I am rich."
- Pam, 7

"The law says '18' and I don't want to get into trouble."
- Curt, 7

"This is how the rule goes: if you kiss somebody, you must get married to that person and have kids together. That's the right thing to do"
- Howard, 8 

"If it is your mom, you can kiss her any time, but if it is somebody else, you have to ask for permission first." 
Roger, 6. 

"If you like kissing, it is a great thing to do, as long as it is a free country and nobody is forcing you to do it." "If you don't have enough money to buy a ring, you shouldn't kiss any girls, and of course if you don't have enough money to buy a video tape player, because she will want to watch the wedding tape at home."
Allan, 10.

"You should kiss only when nobody is around. That can be quite embarrassing. If nobody is looking, I would want to try it with a cute boy, but just for a couple of hours." 
Kally, 9.

"These things give me a headache, I am just a child and don't wanna deal with such things." 
Will, age 7.

8. Is being married or single better?


"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out."
- Theodore, 8

"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
- Anita,  9 

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change any diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
- Kirsten, 10

9. How would the world be different if people didn't get married?


"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" -
- Kelvin, 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."
- Roberta, 7

10. How would you work a marriage?


"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
- Lori, 8

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
- Ricky, 10

11. What is marriage, exactly?


"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents!"
- Eric, age 6.

12. How did your mom and dad meet?


"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down. It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."
- Lottie, 9.

13. Why does love happen between two special people?


"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
-Andrew, 6. 

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Mae, 9.

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

- Manuel, 8.

14. What is it like to fall in love?


"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
- John, 9. 

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
- Glenn, 7.

15. Is it important to be beautiful or handsome when it comes to love?


"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
- Anita C., 8. 

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." .
- Brian, 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
- Christine, 9.

16. How do people act when they are in love?


"Mooshy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."
- Arnold, 10. 

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."
- Wendy, 8.

17. Why do people hold hands?


"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."
- Gavin, 8. 

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matrimony thing."
- John, 9.

18. What qualities do people need to have to be a good lover?


"Sensitivity don't hurt."
-Robbie,  8. 

"One of you should know how to write a check because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
-Ava, age 8.

19. What is the most certain way of making somebody fall in love with you?


"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
-Del, age 6. 

"Shake your hips and hope for the best."
-Camille, age 9. 

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there."
-Manuel, age 8. 

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
-Alonzo, age 9. 

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me."
-Bart, age 9.

20. How can you tell if two people eating at a restaurant are in love?


"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."
-Bobby, age 9. 

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
-Bart, age 9. 

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."
-Sarah, age 9. 

"See if the man has lipstick on his face."
-Sandra, age 7. 

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire."
-Christine, age 9.

21. What do people think when they say "I love you?"


"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."
-Michelle, age 9. 

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."
-Dick, age 7.

22. How would you make your love endure?

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
-Dick, age 7. 

"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love."
-Erin, age 8. 

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."
-Dave, age 8. 

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."
-Natalie, age 9.

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