A Reddit thread asked parents, 'What's the most illogical thing your toddler had a breakdown over?' and answers are hilarious!
"Our daughter cried because she didn't get to go to her parents' wedding — seven years before she was born."
"My toddler lost it because the imaginary door on his imaginary fire truck wouldn’t open, and he was stuck inside."
"From the backseat my enraged toddler sobbed, 'He's looking out my window!' He was mad because his brother was looking out of 'his' window instead of the other one."
"My 2-year-old son heard my wife crumple up a receipt and for the next hour lost his mind that we had a cookie we were holding out on him. No amount of explaining could fix the situation."
"My son wanted me to wrap him like a burrito for bed. I did, but he was upset that I wrapped him like a bean burrito, crying, 'I want to be a chicken and rice burrito!'"
"My daughter dropped a pretzel and the dog ate it. She started bawling and threw her entire cup of pretzels on the floor. Spoiler alert: the dog ate those too."
"They wanted another chicken nugget, so I gave them another chicken nugget. Breakdown."
"Kiddo flipped out because the cat cheated in a game they were playing."
"My son enjoys My Little Pony. However, we cannot refer to it as 'My Little Pony'. He can say 'My Little Pony', but my wife and I must refer to it as 'Your Little Pony' or he loses his little mind."
"My son lost it because I wouldn't let him get into the car parked next to us."
"Our 1.5-year-old son had a meltdown because I wouldn't let him pour his apple juice on the cat."
"My 2-year-old screamed bloody murder every time she finished the water I poured into her cup. She literally got mad because SHE drank all her water."
"Toddler pointed to the fridge and said, 'Milk!' I filled her cup with milk and handed it to her. She took one sip, threw it on the ground, and screeched, 'JUICE!"
"I wouldn't let my daughter put crayons in my ear, so she dropped to the ground, wailing and sobbing like I'd killed our cat in front of her."
"My toddler loves being tickled, so I was tickling him one day. He let out a huge fart and immediately started crying and screaming. I asked him why he was screaming and he replied, 'I was saving that for later.'"