26 Puns That Will Make You Groan

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PUNS ARE NOT JOKES! 

Who are we kidding?  We LOVE puns (but don't tell anybody). 

Here are 26 groan-worthy puns to make you hate yourself for laughing.

Apeeling.

Just Tearable.

#1 Fan

Alpaca your bags too

Ribbiting

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay

HE CANNOLI DO SO MUCH

I think you'll need something a bit stronger than Draino

My car got toad! Get it? heh.

Fired.

I'm relatively sure you've heard of it

A whale of a good time

Nacho problem

I don't care what they say, sherbet is not ice cream.

Otter people

Warning:

Canteloupe

Wine.

I think it's a little funny...

So that's how it works?!

Lettuce get together soon

Get out of my jeans (ref. above)

This situation is starting to feel a bit hairy...

Not a beary funny joke..

I'm a people person, myself.

ngaarrrrrrrrrrr

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