Which Author Is Your Soulmate?


Which respected author of world literature is your soulmate?

1. If you were to compare writing to another action what would that be?

2. These drawings are designed by psychologists to read the moods of people. Pick one of the drawings below that describes your current mood.

3. What is your favorite place to read?

4. Pick a tool for writing!

5. Your novel is turning into a movie. Who would direct that?

Quentin Tarantino
David Lynch
Peter Jackson
Lars Von Trier
Steven Spielberg
Stanley Kubrick
David Fincher
Andrey Tarkovski
Tim Burton

6. What would be the first sentence of your novel?

Just a few days ago I invited Yulia Vassilyevna, the governess of my children, to come to my study.
He—for there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time did something to disguise it—was in the act of slicing at the head of a Moor which swung from the rafters.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
It began as a mistake.
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without catching a fish.
MOTHER died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

7. Well, what will be told in your story?

8. If your life was a movie, who would make the soundtrack?

Hector Berlioz

9. Your dream proposal. Where and how it should be?

10. Final question... Do you think art is personal or is it for the appreciation of society?

Both. Depends on what you expect from it.
For Art.
Dunno, don't care.
Only for the society I live in.
Art is Love.
What is art? What is society?
For Society.
For Myself.

You got "Fyodor Dostoyevski!"

You are a free spirit, no doubt! You often make mistakes but you are brave enough to accept them. There's no one stopping you, only you make yourself grounded. You belong to the underworld. Between gray smokes, inside the tiniest rooms...

You got "Lev Tolstoy!"

You have an ability to live through many concepts. These concepts are polar opposites like War and Peace or like Anna's loyalty and her betrayal. You can be anybody and anybody can be you. You have a great ability to perceive and understand things. You also devote yourself to other people. Although you lived your life wealthily, you enjoy the possibility of dying with a single rouble on your pocket.

You got "Franz Kafka!"

All that is left from life is nothing but a nauseous feeling. There is no pure love, there are only personal interests. It's hard knowing all these and to live recklessly. However, you managed to survive through the day just like a bug. The trial has a final conclusion: you're crushed by this society.

You got "Ernest Hemingway!"

Hyperrealist. That's what you are. A lot of people are having hard time understanding the reality or they ignore it completely. However, you bare with the truth, that's your personality. Everyone prefers peace, that's for sure, but you don't hesitate to accept the harsh reality of war.

You got "Anton Chekhov!"

First things first, you like simplicity. If they give you enough food and wine and a place to crawl into, that's more than enough for you. Life is already simple. It's the people that is making it complicated. No need for complications. You can't prevent life, what's gonna happen is gonna happen.

You got "Jane Austen!"

You're a dream. With your elegance and beauty, you are a kind human being. But all of these is not enough to describe you. You believe in equality and you have no intention to stop fighting for it. Please don't stop, there are a lot of things to fight for in this patriarch society.

You got "Virginia Woolf"!

We're talking about instincts here. You wrote the novel of standing alone to all obstacles. You know yourself, you know your limits. You are not afraid to draw them. You powerful being!

You got "James Joyce"!

You're possibly the most complicated human being in this world. Your brain is like a flea market, no one knows what you're gonna come up with next. People have hard time understanding you but this doesn't mean that you're full of nonsense. Some people are not capable of understanding your genius, yet.

You got "Albert Camus!"

Life is absurd and everything is meaningless. You think that hiding our desires is both funny and hypocrite. Since you've realized all these, you simply live an honest life. That's why people are treating you like a "stranger." Well, you don't care at all.

You got "William Shakespeare!"

You are a Romeo. You can't live without love. You are not afraid of feeling it in your bones. You enjoy experiencing all types of love: platonic, passionate, love triangles... However, nothing beats you desire for the impossible love.

You got "Gabriel García Marquez!"

World's most fun place is inside your head. There is a great world out there that has all the people, stories, emotions and secrets to life. You do not want to face the world outside because you know that your brain is your own playground. You like your own "100 years of solitude."

You got "Charles Bukowski!"

You're literally a vagabond. You're always high. Though, it is not possible for you to handle this world when you are sober. Sexuality is a must. This does not come from your instincts but rather sexuality is a way to praise the opposing gender. No need to try so hard. Beat generation owes you!

You got "Stephen King!"

One of the most mysterious places in this world is actually inside your head. Everyone is living the same life, yet you're creating the most different ideas all the time. You love secrets and mystery, that is for sure. Solving mysteries is your obsession. You see the whole world as a fantastic mystery!

You got "J. R. R. Tolkien"!

You're out of this world. You usually deal with "middle earth" far far away... You're the creator of both good and bad. Just like Gandalf and Sauron. You're happy in your colorful world. You can live there with your elf, human and hobbit friends...

You got "Victor Hugo"!

Liberté, égalité, fraternité! These are your milestones. You've always dreamed of a world that is governed by freedom and brotherhood. If you're after a revolution, just remember your principles. That's why you said "All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come." Dreaming about a better world? You don't care if they call you a romantic. You are a romantic revolutionist!

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