20 Hilarious Jokes About Harry Potter You'll Lose Your Breath Laughing At!

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Added on 11 October 2018, 12:25, Updated on 11 October 2018, 18:24

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Accio all Potterheads!

1. Happy Potter and the Chamber of Smiles is my favorite happy potter movie.

2. EXPELLIARMUS!

3. "Accio" screenshots!

4. Dursleys had a good reason for keeping him in the cupboard

5. 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

dumbledore calculating gryffindor's points at the end of the school year pic.twitter.com/4GsHM6EwAM
— Snolly (@snollygoster123) 10 августа 2018 г.

6. When Harry really did have his "mother's eyes":

7. Replace the word "wand" with penis

"‘There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.'"

8. My father will hear about this!

9. Dobby is a free elf.

10. You go Hermonie!

when you're tied with slytherin but dumbledore says fuck it and gives 10 points to gryffindor last minutepic.twitter.com/a6tEq8Utbp
— rip zeph (@zephanijong) 28 мая 2018 г.

11. When everyone pronounced "Harry Potter" differently:

12. 13. Well done Ron

ron after a year of trying to figure out how hermione is taking so many classes while she gaslights him pic.twitter.com/SZU4Bde5s3
— ✍️ (@neonacropolis) 30 июня 2018 г.

14. It's kinda true tho.

15. Me, trying to flirt

ME: If you had the Sorting Hat on, which Hogwarts House do you think you'd be assigned to
DATE: Idk, none of that is real
ME: I bet I'd be in Hufflepuff
DATE: Okay
ME:
DATE:
ME;
DATE:
ME: Do you think Snape's clothes were soft
DATE: I gotta go
— Very Spooky Michael (@Home_Halfway) 23 августа 2018 г.

16. Summary of all four house mottos:

17. That's the question!

18. That's true tho

19. Sex-tip #394

20. After all this time?

How do you feel?