24 Of The Best TV Lines Completely Nailing It!


It was no easy task to choose our favorite dialogue from 2016, but we managed to distil the last 12 months of TV into 24 lines that are heartbreaking, hilarious, and — in some cases — a little dirty.

1. Westworld

“At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you’re just men. And I know men. You think I’m scared of death? I’ve done it a million times. I’m fucking great at it. How many times have you died? Because if you don’t help me I’ll kill you.” Maeve Millay (Thandie Newton)

2. House of Cards

“Oh, Bob, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed or not, but politics is no longer just theater, it’s show business. So let’s put on the best show in town.” - Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey).

3. The Walking Dead

"You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that." Negan

4. Deadpool

5. Stranger Things

“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?” Dustin Henderson (Gaten Matarazzo)

6. Westworld

"Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty. To believe there is an order to our days. A purpose." Dolores

7. Mr. Robot

“This isn’t Burn Notice. There are no blue skies for you out there. Characters like you are not welcome here.”

FBI Agent Santiago (Omar Metwally) talks tough to suspect Darlene — and delivers an inside-joke jab at the show’s own network

8. The Light Between Oceans

9. Now You See Me 2

10. The Flash

11. Deadpool

12. Criminal Minds

"The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation." - James E. Faust

13. The Mindy Project

“Can you believe these nurses, asking for more money for the same job they’ve done for years? Who do they think they are? The cast of The Big Bang Theory?”

Mindy (Mindy Kaling)

14. Me Before You

15. American Crime

“Besides Taylor, you’re the only person who was at that party who’s claiming there was a rape.”

“How many people have to say it’s a rape before you care?”

Evy (Angelique Rivera) 

16. Deadpool

17. Atlanta

18. Westworld

19. Blue Bloods

"That even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop on the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God." Frank

20. Captain America: Civil War

21. Better Call Saul

“If the term doesn’t ring a bell, maybe you know it as Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon pie, Boston creme splat, or Simple Simon the ass man.” Saul (Bob Odenkirk)

22. Game of Thrones

“Winter is here.” - Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner)

23. Stranger Things

24. Game of Thrones

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