15 Men Share Dude Stuff That Women Don't Understand, Only Men Can Relate!
Recently, a group of men shared some exclusive ‘guy secrets’ that they wish women to understand.
15. "The mental struggle we have to go through to not scratch around our groin in a public setting..."
'...It’ll take 100% of my willpower to not do it. The itching can drive me insane yet the euphoria from actually scratching it is so good, I often imagine this must be what it’s like scratching a dogs ears.'
-HypodermicGrind
14. "Sometimes we like to be the little spoon."
-fire_biscuit
13. "I have thought about having sex with all of my female friends..."
'...Doesn’t even mean I want to, but I’ve thought about it for sure.'
-Anders_n_Cooper
12. "Your chances of getting what you want out of us are infinitely higher if you tell us directly."
-DepressedBard
11. The “nod”.
'When you see a guy you don’t know, or kind of know but don’t really know well enough to talk to walks by, you give a subtle nod of your head, which they return.'
-foxsable
10. "We really do think your hair is good..."
'...It looked good before and after you got a hair cut. If looked good curly and it looked good straight. It looked good when you woke up and when you made it. As long as its shaped like the hair we gave girls on stick figures when we were 5 years old, we think it looks good.'
-banjohusky95
9. "We desperately want you to toss us things instead of just handing them to us."
-andytheg
8. "We always pull the zipper away from our crotch before zipping up..."
'...My wife (gf at the time) once reached over to zip up my pants and I had near heart attack from the instant and real fear that she would zip the tip…We learn to pull the zipper away at a fairly young age because we don’t enjoy zipper tracks on our gentlemen bits.' -Sycosys
7. "When we say, “I like boobs.” you have no fucking clue how much we mean that."
-HereWeGoAgainTJ
6. "No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants."
-OneArmedTRex
5. "When we want to be alone, it’s not that we don’t want to be around you, it’s that we don’t want to be around anyone for a bit. "
-aestusveritas
4. "Often times, we genuinely don’t care where we go to eat because we’re just hungry and want food. Any food. As long as you eat some too."
-Rabidrabitz
3. "Sometimes we can accidentally sit on our own balls and it hurts."
-TheBeardyPirate
2. "After a shower, we have no problem drying our balls and face with the same towel..."
'...Most of the time we try to dry the face first, then the sack. But sometimes we have to go back to the face. We just hope we use an uncontaminated part of the towel.'
-prospecthummmer
1. "We don’t care how popular (or unpopular) you are with other women..."
'...So it shouldn’t factor into how you value yourself when dating.'
-Mongo0se
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