Horny Or Corny? 13 Sex Quotes To Challenge Your Sense Of Humor!
Anthony Burgess once said, “literature is all, or mostly, about sex.” Well, it’s true for many other areas in life. Probably life, in general, is all, or mostly, about sex. So here are 13 quotes to remind you that.
1.
Drew Carey: 'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.'
2.
Sharon Stone: 'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.'
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George Burns: 'Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.'
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Robbie Williams: 'Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.'
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Chuck Palahniuk: “If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice or an identity of your own. Sex is the act that separates us from our parents. Children from adults. It's by having sex that adolescents first rebel. And if you never have sex, you never grow beyond everything else your parents taught you. If you never break the rule against sex, you won't break any other rule.”
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Dr. Cameron (from House M.D.): 'Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?'
7.
Oscar Wilde: “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
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Mae West: “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
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Neil Gaiman: “In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
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Anaïs Nin: “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
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Kurt Vonnegut: “And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.”
12.
Madonna: “Sick and perverted always appeals to me.”
13.
Gloria Steinem: 'A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.'
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