A dad joke is basically a corny and generally unfunny joke that reminds us of the types of comments made by middle-aged fathers to their children. Sometimes, it also takes us some time to process their jokes which make it sound more corny or maybe even entirely miss the punchline. Still, dad jokes might be some of the best jokes that we may ever hear since it challenges both our sense of humor and knowledge on the randomest things on the planet. Here are some of the best dad jokes that you could tell your friends.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
How do I look? With your eyes.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
How does Reese eat cereal? Witherspoon.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!”
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt.”
What do you call a flea in France? A paris-ite.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
What was the child who wouldn’t nap guilty of? Resisting a rest!
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moovies.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’d just let it go.
Why is the cemetery so popular? People are just dying to get in there!
Why was the calendar afraid? Its days were numbered.