Time to check out how smooth you are with this test. You haven't been with anyone in a long time and it looks like you're totally cool about it... But secretly you're fretting over it. Your buddy Manuel is aware of this so he's trying to match you with girls. His latest suitor is his good friend from school, Mia. You agree to go out with her and today's the day. You have Mia's number, now let's see if you can manage to stop being single by impressing her.
Mia answered your call! How do you start?
"Mm, interesting... How would you rock my world? ;)" But wait! This is not Mia, it's her mom speaking 😲
"Mature woman?? Who do you think you are! Shut up and never call this house again, you nasty brat."
You hung up and turned on the TV. Maybe there's a nice movie playing tonight to chill out.
"Oh you're Mia's friend! I hope you were joking just now... Here she is," - A younger voice comes on: "Hello?"
"Ugh, so sick of all these boys, you're all perverts!" exclaims Mia and hangs up on you. Maybe you can call back and try your luck with Mrs. Lotsky. 😉
"Yeah I'm ready," says Mia. You reply "I'll be there in 15," and start getting ready. Don't forget anything... Phone? Check. Wallet? Check. Keys? Check. You are parked outside her house exactly 15 minutes later.
Waiting... More waiting... It's been an hour now, no sign of Mia.
You yelled her name and a woman went outside, walking towards your car. Might be Mia's grandmother.
She smiles and says "You must be Mia's date! Come inside, she's getting ready."
"-I'm fine, you?"
You ring the doorbell and an old woman opens the door. She gestures you to come in. A voice from upstairs yells "Almost ready! Make yourself comfortable." You go to the living room, the grandmother is staring into space and grinning. A man who might be the father is watching TV in his PJs and there's a toddler playing with toys.
You enter the house. A voice from upstairs yells "Almost ready! Make yourself comfortable." You go to the living room, the grandmother is staring into space and grinning. A man who might be the father is watching TV in his PJs and there's a toddler playing with toys.
You winked but there's no response. You wink a second time but still, nothing. It's like she's in her own world.
She says "I'm her mother, wait a second I'll find her," so you wait. Mia comes on and says "Hey it's Mia."
You look at where she's looking but don't understand anything. She starts laughing but keeps looking at the same place.
You go up to her and wave. She yells "Get out of the way, don't you see Oprah's bringing me cocktails."
The granny leans even closer and whispers "I saw your dingdong as you peed, that's why I'm laughing."
You're watching TV with the father, it's been 10 minutes but you haven't exchanged any words. Finally during commercial break, he turns to you and asks "So, you're going out with Mia?"
He laughs out loud and says "Her mother likes expensive places." He nudges you and says "I'm going to the kitchen. Want a beer, young man?"
You start drinking and the conversation gets animated. Soon he's tipsy and talking about his sex life. He tells you that he's bored of Mia's mother and doesn't want to sleep with her anymore. He says "I know a few good bars, young man. Get up, let's go get some chicks."
Finally Mia comes down. She's wearing leggings and a tight blouse, looking incredible. She says "Let's go," so you go out and get in the car. Small talk may work, maybe a few small compliments will catch her attention.
Mia smiles and says "Haha thanks, I have a pretty strict diet." She liked your compliment.
You sit at the bar and have a few drinks. You're having a good time but Mia seems a little bored.
You talk a little about Manuel but Mia gets a little distraught. She finally confesses that she's had a crush on him for a while.
You talk about her family and she tells you that her parents have been having big issues lately.
Single life rules.
You fell asleep in the car.
Did you really have to yell so much?
Good intention is half of the success.
Confidence is key.
Too much confidence.
Congrats, you got knocked out.
Result? 0 x Wasted = 0.
What the hell kind of compliment is that?!
You passed the speed limit of flirting...
Check out your alcohol problem.
Wrong trick, man. She's wise.
Mia is sensitive in this subject.
It's gonna be a long night 😉
You ask; "Where are you looking?" She says; "There."
You go over to the toddler and he says; "Hello mister, I'm Tommy. Are you going to see my sissy naked?"