Menstruation is a complex process for everybody. Read the universal truth about it below!
21 Extraordinary Skills Every Woman's Born With!
1. Reaching the bathroom right before the leak starts.
2. Getting rid of the blood stains anytime, anywhere.
3. Survive through the day while your uterus is eating you alive on the inside.
4. Jump up and down. Move around! So that your tampon or sanitary pad is on track again.
5. Reaching the ladies room without anyone realizing your bloody mission.
6. Proudly walking down those stairs, supporting your breasts gently, without anyone noticing.
7. Successfully avoiding people that you can't be bothered with.
8. Finding the optimum sleeping position to avoid any leaks.
9. Knowing the reason why your breasts are this sensitive. Wait what? You're sensitive, too.
10. Checking your back every time you stand up because it feels like you look just like this.
11. If someone ever dares to underestimate the destructive power of your hormones...
12. Avoid all profane things, like sneezing, to keep your bleeding process on track.
13. This new movement is called Menstruation-fashion, everyone!
14. Eating all the weird combinations of food with a full appetite, and of course without hesitation.
Ice-cream on pepperoni pizza? You name it.
15. Showing people who's the boss around here.
16. Trying to stay calm through your urge to viciously destroy the annoying people around.
17. It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions. A lot of them.
18. Stomach? Uterus? Where does this pain come from? WHERE?!
19. Quietly finishing your bloody business in public toilets.
20. Making the sincerest apologies for the things you've done while PMSing.
21. You lose blood for days and are still alive! You are a survivor!
Applause! Applause! All the women out there who are survivors!
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