Top 20 Things No Woman Should Wear After 30!
> Top 20 Things No Woman Should Wear After 30!
Fashion magazines LOVE to tell women what they shouldn't wear if they are chubby, if they are parents, and if they're beyond a certain age.
Well, we decided to put together our own list! Here are the 20 things NO woman should wear after 30. We hope you enjoy!
2. Meat tunic in feral dog country
3. Twigs superglued to your body in the shape of a dress
4. High heels if you're getting chased in a horror movie
5. Deer costume during hunting season
6. Shirt made of wasps
7. Full suit of armor in the swimming pool
8. Fake bomb vest at the airport
9. Necklace made of human ears
10. A sampler of endangered animal skins
12. A sweater that's on fire
13. A uniform you stole from a police officer
16. Fur accessories like a live pet hyena
17. Glitter eyeshadow with botfly pheromones in it
18. Loafers that are actually just dead seagulls you jammed your feet into
19. A leaky backpack full of cream of mushroom soup
20. Booty shorts with military secrets written on the butt