30 Things He Worries About After He Texts You!
> 30 Things He Worries About After He Texts You!
It's not that simple. Especially in this age of all the 'Read' 'Seen' receipts! Like everyone, guys go through series of worries after they text you. Next time, pick up your phone faster!
1. Have you not read it yet?
2. Hmm should I ring once or twice to make sure?
3. Maybe she's with her father.
4. Is something wrong with my mobile network?!
5. Maybe there's no reception here. But Kevin just called me...
6. Was "All is good, am home." a lie?!
7. Having a shower?
8. Taking a dump?
9. Oh well, I'll get a reply sooner or later.
10. (30 seconds later...) This is getting out of hand now.
11. Went to bed? Hey it's only 8pm!
12. A tiring night-out and hungover?
13. No no, we spoke on the phone earlier- that can't be it.
14. But what if the call was from a toilet or some place outside?!!!
15. I'm just being stupid, I'll get that reply in a moment.
16. Ok, she's cheating on me!
17. I wonder who she's with...I bet it's that smug bastard X or Y!
18. Maybe texting someone else? Who could be more important than me?!
19. Stop being such an emo!
20. ...... "Well I'd really like to know what kept you so busy that you wouldn't reply!!!" did that sound too pathetic?
21. Ok I'm doing this I'm sending it. It's been 30 minutes and still NOTHING. Use just one exclamation mark maybe.
22. T minutes 5 minutes! The text is ready!
23. 3...2...1...Ok ok last 10 minutes!
24. Did something bad happen? WHAT HAPPENED?!
25. What if...
26. Ok this is too extreme. I'm just getting super paranoid.
27. There we go...WTH?!
28. "Ohhh honey I'm sorry, I text another friend instead of you. Please forgive me." Yeah right, I'm THAT stupid...
29. Did she not read it at all?
30. Of course...Hmm should I ring once or twice to make sure?