Don't you love it when you see your baby smiling, just to realize its not actually smiling but trying to get the fart out?Source: https://www.babble.com/parenting/funnies...
One of the main parts of being a husband / dad is apologizing for how you blow your nose.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 5 июля 2017 г.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 30 января 2017 г.
Had a nightmare that someone left the bathroom light on and I couldn't move to turn it off. I think I hit some weird level of Dad.— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) 12 июня 2017 г.
You know you're a dad, not when you start wearing cargo shorts, it's when you wind up with every single pocket in them loaded with junk.— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) 16 июня 2017 г.
My sons consider "it's bedtime" my first offer in the negotiation process— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 11 мая 2013 г.
My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas I'll draw him a picture of some toys.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 20 июня 2010 г.
I teach my kids to make close friends, but not so close that they get invited to birthday parties that require me to buy presents.— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) 15 июня 2017 г.
Friend: Dude, you have a piece of glitter on your face.— keith (@tchrquotes) 6 мая 2015 г.
Me: Oh, sorry my son brought a project home from school w/glitter on it 3 years ago.
A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.— James Kurtis (@OnAirGuy) 15 июля 2017 г.
You know you’re a dad when you know that it’s Donald Duck’s birthday on Friday the 9th of June..— Evans Gichomo (@eGichomo) 31 мая 2017 г.
Hi!!! My name is Dad and I'll be your host for today's round of WHERE IS THE USED BANDAID!!!*— TheUnspiration (@The_Unspiration) 14 июня 2017 г.
*spoiler alert: IT'S IN THE BED!!!
Funny how bossy my toddler is for somebody who just hurt herself eating an animal cracker.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) 8 июля 2017 г.
Some kid at the pool: wanna see me do something cool?— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) 13 июля 2017 г.
Me: I don't even want to see my own kid do something cool
Being a dad on hols is 50% buying ice cream, 50% putting on suncream, 50% checking the kids haven't drowned & 20% realising you can't count.— Steven (@steve_d24) 14 июля 2017 г.
That awkward moment when a toddler lies and you're not sure if it's because they don't understand or because they're pure evil.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) 10 июля 2017 г.
Parenting tip: Learn to breakdance so when you meet your teenager's new friends, you have a cool talent to show them.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 17 июля 2017 г.
Gave my 6yr old son a mint Tic-Tac & told him it was a mouse egg.— joe heenan (@joeheenan) 22 июля 2017 г.
He's now in his room waiting for it to hatch.
Love being a dad
My three year old tried to help me sleep in this morning by waking me up so he could put all the blankets in the house on me.— dadpression (@Dadpression) 17 июня 2017 г.