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21 Reasons Why Sauron Fails At Conquering Middle-Earth!

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> 21 Reasons Why Sauron Fails At Conquering Middle-Earth!

Ok, there are tons of reasons for this...our heroes, their wisdom, strength, bravery, etc. But, there are so many minor mistakes that snowball into a massive failure. Here you will find all the stupid, but true, reasons why Sauron will never be able to take control of Middle-Earth!

1. Wasting countless rare opportunities like an idiot...

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2. His commanders fear the sight of the enemy, instead of boosting his army's morale!

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3. There's no respect or civilized behavior in his army...

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Orcs are being pushed around and treated like dorks...(Well, they are dorks indeed, but you get the point.)

4. And take a look at their enemies, all bonded together!

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5. An army full of cowards and weirdos...

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Take a look at these chumps...

6. Again, take a look at this "glorious" commander...

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Who the f*ck put him in charge, anyways?

7. Complete failure at army formation...If one Mumakil falls down, it takes at least another one down with it...

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Seriously?

8. Leaving their weakest points exposed...

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Look at Eowyn taking down an entire Mumakil with a simple sword...

9. Excellent combat training...

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One little Hobbit and Eowyn could easily take down an entire Orc squad...

10. Pretentious Nazguls...

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Again, maybe use some armor on your Fellbeast? Or you know, at least survive a scene?

11. And poof...

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Easily wiped away...

12. Look at those Mumakils going down with 3 arrows...

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Even a cow would last longer than that!

13. Again, military brilliance...

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No one moves an inch or uses a spike...

14. All orc soliders are complete idiots...

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You know sunlight hurts you, why fight during dawn?!

15. Perfect setup and powerful weapon, but what happens when it meets a simple sword?

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Ever heard of iron chains?

16. Trying to break down that powerful door with a simple ram...

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Again, brilliant soldiers!

17. And here's the result...All dead!

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Why bother when you have a much bigger one?

18. Constant chaos, aggression and fighting...

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No one sticks together...

19. Giant trolls giving up after one scratch...

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Dude you'd keep fighting for another week if someone patched you up. Why give up?

20. Spoiled, moronic commanders...

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This guy again...SERVES YOU RIGHT B*TCH!

Look at them, replacing the previous scumbag with a brand new scumbag commander...

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21. Lastly, traitors in most unexpected places...

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Look at that stab!

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