11 Embarrassing Sexual Experiences That Will Make You Think Twice Before Having Sex!

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Awkward sex stories are the spice of life. Here are some embarrassing and blushing sexual experiences that make you question whether you should ever have sex again!

1. 'Fell asleep masturbating'

“I fell asleep masturbating. My brother walked in, laughed at the sight of me holding my dick with porn still playing. My parents came to see what he was laughing it, they laughed too. My brother woke me up by throwing a shoe at me and I was so embarrassed that I immediately got dressed and left the house for a few hours.
My dad told my grandparents and promised to tell everyone at my wedding.”

2. Vampires are real

“Wait a few dates before having a blow job. Why? I was getting my first blow job from my girlfriend at the time and she was a bit goth and moody n shit. I didn’t know she was into pain play too. Found out when she bit down really hard as I was pulling out and dragged her incisors on my dick and ripped it up. She was way to into it and started licking up the blood. I had the most confused orgasm I have ever had in my life. Then I had a lot of pain and cried for about 15 minutes as she tried to bandage it up and told me to “suck it up, it isn’t that bad.” She explained that she believed she was a vampire. “

3. Bingo!

“My boyfriend at the time pulled out and came, shooting past me over the edge of the bed about 3 feet, directly onto the face of my mom in the picture I had on my mini fridge.”

4. "I'll cut off your legs"

“My friend told me the key factor to make a woman feel good is being funny. So I came home with a girl in the middle of the night, on the way to my bedroom I told her “You’re going to walk funny tomorrow”… She’s giggling and asks me the obvious “why? are you so big?” .. after which I locked the door and said the sarcastic “No, I’m going to cut off your legs”. She started crying – kind of ruined the moment”

5. Daddy cool!

Met a Tinder date at her place. Surprise, she has two young children of which I was unaware. Extremely weird for me but it’s just a dinner thing not a hook-up.
I thought. This woman is being aggressively sexual while shooting shooing her kids away every 5 minutes.
Atmosphere makes it clear she wants me to stay the night. So she goes to put her kids to sleep. So far it’s been uncomfortable but not a deal breaker.
Then one of her kids calls me daddy. I’m in my early twenties. I freaked the fuck out, made an excuse, and left.”

6. Such a pain...

“Bf and I had just finished on the couch one afternoon, when he gets up to pull some dinner rolls out of the oven. I hear him say “Oww fuck!” and rush in to see what happened. Turns out he burnt the underside of the tip of his dick on the oven door when pulling them out.
I should’ve been more caring, but I burst out laughing. He was out of commission for about 3 days after that. Maybe not cringey for me, but DEFINITELY for him.”

7. Bloody hooked up!

“Once while my boyfriend was eating me out, I felt things get suddenly much more wet downstairs. I sit up a little, he pulls away to see what’s wrong, and blood is gushing from his nostrils. He looks down at my now gore-covered cooch and flips his shit thinking he broke me or something, asking if I’m okay and if he accidentally bit me. I calm him down and tell him he has a nosebleed and we go get cleaned up. He was just dehydrated. Spent the rest of the night cuddling and sipping water and we laugh about it today.”

8. Hi, I smell horrible!

“First time I signed up on OKC I immediately got messaged by this chick who said “Hi, my name is Sarah, and I smell horrible.” I didn’t believe her, but she really smelled bad. She gave me a blowjob in my dad’s basement and I never saw her again.”

9. "She approached me aggressively"

“I dated a 25-year-old virgin who set up an elaborate dinner with friends to gain their approval of me before she would attempt to have sex. I was invited to dinner with her friends but didn’t know that it was a set up (she later told me when we were more comfortable). I arrive at her house to have dinner and see her and her friends on the floor in candlelight. While we are eating, I notice my ex making hard eye contact with each friend. After they would do that, the friend would leave. After all friends left, it was clear she wanted to lose her virginity. She approached me aggressively, made out with me for 30 minutes, then takes off her shirt and bra. She gets on her knees topless and uncomfortable and crawls between my legs as I sit on her couch. She goes to unbutton my jeans, but stops and immediately starts hysterically crying. She spent the rest of the night venting and I spent it consoling her. I felt really bad for her but was also a bit creeped out by the charade.”

10. Sad look...

“2 minutes in, she stopped with a sad look on her face followed by, “what would my mom think of me??”…. yup that ended that.”

11. Make sure wearing condom, boy!

When I was a teenager my mum knew I was having sex with my girlfriend. She was like, ‘Son you need to make sure you are wearing a condom.’ Which was awkward enough by itself, but then she was like ‘I bought some for you, they are in the bathroom.’ Fuck me, cringe through the roof.
Then one day my girlfriend and I were home alone. Went looking for mum’s condoms, and couldn’t find them anywhere. So I literally had to text my mum asking her where the condoms were, so I could then proceed to bone my girlfriend. She replied instantly that they were in the bathroom under the sink. Except that they weren’t. So I didn’t get boned AND it was super cringey having to ask my mum that question.
To make things extra spicy cringy, we later found out that my little brother had been using them to masturbate, which is why they weren’t in the bathroom.”

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