"Straight people love announcing that Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie as though no one has ever said that before."
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jonmichaelpoff/...29 Exaggerated And Hilariously Funny Things Straight People Love Doing
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Straight people love to pretend their 6 month old baby has a girlfriend/boyfriend for some reason
— not a spooky badguy (@feelssick) 22 июля 2017 г.
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Straight people love speakeasies and escape the rooms— can’t just USE the damn DOOR!!
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) 23 января 2018 г.
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straight people love africa by toto and sending back food at restaurants
— kasey (@dogcartoon) 27 октября 2018 г.
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straight people love slapping an anchor on a throw pillow and calling it interior design
— gabriela625 🦋✨ (@gabriela625625) 13 августа 2018 г.
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Straight people love calling toddlers “little dude”
— evan (@antennas_2_evan) 18 февраля 2018 г.
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straight people love coming to parties and standing near the kitchen with their arms folded
— ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ & ᴄʜᴀᴏs (@whomstisjake) 25 октября 2018 г.
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Straight people love giant Jenga!
— Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper (@StephenOneall) 26 ноября 2017 г.
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There is nothing straight people love noticing more than “Miley Cyrus can sing!”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) 29 января 2018 г.
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Straight people love to tell gay people “You do you!!!”
— Jack (@sasstotheJack) 2 января 2019 г.
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Straight people love to call their significant other their “partner”
— marie ennui (@PastaVersaucy) 2 января 2019 г.
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Straight people love announcing that Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie as though no one has ever said that before
— 🏳️🌈Adam V Massimiano🏳️🌈 (@adamvmassimiano) 24 декабря 2018 г.
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Straight people love 2 in 1 anything, particularly shampoo/conditioner.
— Henny Spaghetti 🍝 (@theemattjeffrey) 31 января 2018 г.
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When did we discover that straight people love nautical themed bathrooms?
— Saddy (sad daddy) (@KaczEmilia) 30 декабря 2018 г.
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straight people love to say "sexy times" and "lady bits"
— st. crunch (@kelly_crunch) 19 ноября 2018 г.
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straight people love to have happy hour at bars without a happy hour special
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) 28 января 2016 г.
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straight people LOVE to talk about how good their “gaydar” is....
— trevor (@seashellbabe) 16 февраля 2018 г.
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Straight people love Outback Steakhouse
— marula oil evangelist (@thegreat_PATsby) 5 января 2019 г.
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straight people love mini golf
— tones (@tones_blue) 9 декабря 2018 г.
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straight people love to hold hands in very crowded places like we get it you guys
— Tynan (@TynanBuck) 13 декабря 2018 г.
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straight people love walking at -50 miles per hour, and gay people love walking like they need to find a restroom as soon as possible
— zane (@zaneg4l) 14 октября 2017 г.
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Straight people love The Big Lebowski so much.
— Michael Yerxa (@mikeyerxa) 7 января 2019 г.
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Straight people love Emma Stone
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) 12 мая 2018 г.
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straight people love to gender bend once a year and call it revolutionary
— zecond zunn (@ChloeLeeStokes) 16 января 2019 г.
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i love you as much as straight couples love talking about how much they hate each other
— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) 17 августа 2017 г.
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why do straight people love traveling to random ass islands and bungie jumping
— 07 Dior (@bbspiice) 24 марта 2017 г.
