16 Things People Who Wake Up Early Wish To Be Rid Of!
A massive chunk of us wake up early to go to work, school or whatever it is that keeps us occupied. It's soul-wrenching, and kills us day by day with each alarm going off. We hear you and share your pain. So here are 16 things you hate down to your guts.
1. Garbage trucks going around the neighborhood before 7-8 am.
Of course it's necessary, and those guys are just doing their jobs. We respect that. But wouldn't it be better if the trucks kept quiet at least during our REM sleep? A distant Utopia...
2. People trying to start a conversation with you before your first cup of coffee/tea!
This is the last thing you need when you leave the bed at such an early hour. You're not ready to embrace the day, let alone all the people trying to talk to you.
3. Our biggest enemies, alarm clocks, mobile phones...
Even if your alarm sound is your favorite song, it won't change a thing. Sooner or later, this song will turn into your biggest nightmare. It's not so different picking a happy song either...
4. Kids...
We love 'em to death, yes. But how adorable can they be when they start screaming just about the time you're waking up or deeply asleep. Kids don't look so lovely now, do they?
5. The urge to go to the bathroom...
The LAST thing you want is to leave that bed, but your bladder is really giving you a hard time. Why, why, WHY?!
6. Getting cold...
Knowing it's so damn cold outside the bed or you got cold and woke up because of it...
7. Rain...
Imagine a Monday, you're barely awake, trying to get dressed, you look outside and it's raining heavily...How evil is this?!
8. Roommates breaking the sound barrier as they wash the dishes or cleaning up...
Of course it's nice that they're getting things done, but do they have to be so damn loud?
9. Birds...
Ok you guys sound lovely and sing the song of beautiful nature, but how about you keep quiet for just one morning? Pretty please?
10. Jokes...
I can barely talk and you want me to listen your stupid jokes? Get ready to see some serious facial expressions.
11. Cars and their honks...
These people are so inconsiderate we're lost for words...
12. People doing garden work...
Ok it's natural, it's green and smells nice, but can't you mow your garden 2 hours later?!
13. Light...
The light...It...Burns...
14. Pets...
Dogs usually jump right on your belly and your cat keeps pawing at your face until you toss it on the floor!
15. Questions...
It's still early, you're slowly waking up...It's impossible to answer any questions...You only have the energy for yes and no questions and that's a maybe. So people, can you please stop asking questions?!
16. Hangover...
The world's worst headache and how you regret drinking that much each and every time...You want to become one with the bed...
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