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14 Different Perspectives On 1 Mind-Boggling Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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> 14 Different Perspectives On 1 Mind-Boggling Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

One question, 14 historical names.

They will try to answer the question in a way that best fits their philosophies.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

1. Plato

1. Plato
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For the greater good.

2. Kindergarden teacher

2. Kindergarden teacher
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To get to the other side.

3. Aristotle

3. Aristotle
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It is the nature of chicken to cross roads.

4. Karl Marx

4. Karl Marx
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It was a historical inevitability.

5. Hippocrates

5. Hippocrates
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Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

6. Martin Luther King Jr.

6. Martin Luther King Jr.
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I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

7. Machiavelli

7. Machiavelli
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The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

8. Sigmund Freud

8. Sigmund Freud
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The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

9. Steve Jobs

9. Steve Jobs
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We invented the chicken. I present to you... The iChicken!

10. Darwin

10. Darwin
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Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

11. Einstein

11. Einstein
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Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

12. Buddha

12. Buddha
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Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

13. Ernest Hemingway

13. Ernest Hemingway
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To die. In the rain.

14. Colonel Sanders

14. Colonel Sanders
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I missed one?

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