23 Lame Excuses Of Guys Looking For Flings...

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I guess we've all had our "back-up" lover in case something happens to our current one. How selfish...Sometimes we fool around with them, sometimes we give them false hopes or we're on the receiving end of all these. One side is begging for a relationship while the other side is definitely looking for a short term thing. Suffice it to say, women experience this more often. Here, I give you 23 lame excuses us guys use to avoid a relationship.

1. You deserve someone better than me...I can't meet your expectations...

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Let's start with a massive cliche. Who dies from lying, right?

2. I don't mean no harm, but it seems like this all happened too fast. Maybe we should take things slowly...

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You want a resume?!

3. I have so many things on my mind...I need to focus.

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Oh poor baby. It's only YOU with problems...

4. I don't feel ready for a relationship...

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Fly you fools!

5. I'm afraid of getting married...

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Woah woah...Who the f*ck said we were getting married?

6. I don't have time for a long term relationship...

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Well we never know if we never try, do we?

7. Unlike you, I prefer the garden salad instead of the fruit salad...

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But...

8. I'm not the lover type...

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How about you give it a go?

9. I'm not relationship material...

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Oh, you party animal you!

10. I'm not ready to make any commitments...

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Once a teenager, always a teenager eh?

11. I don't believe in relationships...

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This too will pass!

12. I'll end up hurting you...

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It's ok, I liked S&M.

13. I truly loved only one person, and it bailed. I don't think I'm ready for another one...

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Ohhh how innocent. A hug?

14. I have feelings for someone else at the moment. But hey, friends?

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With benefits?

15. Let's not bother with all the titles society dictates. I like things the way they are now...

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Of course, who wouldn't?

16. I really loved only one woman...My mother...

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Uhhhhm, mixed feelings about this?

17. If we started dating seriously, you'd hate me...

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With that attitude, clearly...

18. My ex is coming back to town...Let's stay as friends?

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Of course, want me to be your best man/bridesmaid?

19. I have commitment issues...

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

20. They've hurt me deeply in the past. I don't think I can ever trust again...

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Challenge accepted!

21. You're valuble to me, I don't want to lose you...

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How valuable exactly?

22. I never made it past a Valentine's Day in a relationship. I don't want to risk it...

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Still a lot more to go till Valentine's Day!

23. Why don't we just enjoy and be in the moment...?

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Carpe diem much?

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