23 Emojis That Show How Android Users Actually Overreact To Everything!
Well, sorry for the VERY biased title, but you’ll see what I mean in a minute. Here are 23 emojis Buzzfeed collected that show how Apple and Samsung users aren’t actually speaking the same language!
1. "Tired face"
Apple: 'Aw, come on.'
Samsung: 'I grow weary. The feel the light drain within me. Go on, I am ash.'
2. "Smiling face with halo."
Apple: 'Hehe, I'm so innocent.'
Samsung: 'Hello father I was a good boy today can I please have some chocolate pudding?'
3. "Grimacing face"
Apple: 'Yikes!'
Samsung: 'SHARK BAIT OOH HA HA!'
4. "Confounded face"
Apple: 'That sounds terrible!'
Samsung: 'Sweet death, please release me.'
5. "Face with rolling eyes."
Apple: 'Ugh.'
Samsung: 'What? I wasn't listening. A butterfly floated by while you were talking.'
6. "Face with stuck-out tongue."
Apple: 'Haha, crazy, right?'
Samsung: [the sounds of techno beats and an acid-fueled dream sequence]
7. "Face screaming in fear."
Apple: 'Omg so scary!'
Samsung: 'Death becomes me.'
8. "Winking face"
Apple: 'Riiiight?'
Samsung: 'ARE YOU *WINKS* CATCHING *WINKS* MY DRIFT? *WINKS* EH?'
9. "Face with stuck-out tongue and closed eyes."
Apple: 'Haha, yuck!'
Samsung: 'I ate a bad oyster and I can already feel it sliding back up my throat. One sec—' *dry heaving noises*
10. "Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes."
Apple: 'SO cute!'
Samsung: 'Please be my bride.'
11. "Drooling face"
Apple: 'Mmmm'
Samsung: 'I...didnot expect them to be so...firm...'
12. "Disappointed but relieved face."
Apple: 'Oh shit, close one!'
Samsung: 'Please pass my inhaler. It's in the medicine cabinet next to the extra-sensitive condoms.'
13. "Disappointed face"
Apple: 'Oh no! How sad?'
Samsung: 'I don't know, dude. Sounds like he deserved it.'
14. "Astonished face"
Apple: 'Ohhh, no way!'
Samsung: 'THIS INFORMATION HAS INSULTED THREE GENERATIONS OF MY FAMILY AND YOU BETTER BACK AWAY SLOWLY BEFORE THE VEIN IN MY FOREHEAD ERUPTS LIKE KRAKATOA.'
15. "Crying face"
Apple: 'Aw.'
Samsung: 'I'M SORRY I'M JUST, LIKE, HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW.'
16. "Loudly crying face"
Apple: 'I'm crying!'
Samsung: 'THE AGONY OF EXISTENCE IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR.'
17. "Anguished face"
Apple: 'Sounds awful!'
Samsung: 'Pass that Dutch.'
18. "Fearful face"
Apple: 'Close one!'
Samsung: 'I literally pooped a little.'
19. "Weary face"
Apple: 'Aw, man!'
Samsung: 'You are so boring. Do you know how boring you are? You are the most boring.'
20. "Flushed face"
Apple: 'I'm embarrassed.'
Samsung: 'Sorry, I looked into the sun for a second and now all I can see is purple circles.'
21. "Angry face"
Apple: 'Well that sucks!'
Samsung: 'I say we kill 'em.'
22. "Imp"
Apple: 'Very uncool!'
Samsung: 'What time is the rave, Trent?'
23. "Ghost"
Apple: 'Haha, boo!'
Samsung: 'I have seen the darkness and I no longer fear the other side.'
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