21 Reasons Why Sauron Fails At Conquering Middle-Earth!

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Ok, there are tons of reasons for this...our heroes, their wisdom, strength, bravery, etc. But, there are so many minor mistakes that snowball into a massive failure. Here you will find all the stupid, but true, reasons why Sauron will never be able to take control of Middle-Earth!

1. Wasting countless rare opportunities like an idiot...

2. His commanders fear the sight of the enemy, instead of boosting his army's morale!

3. There's no respect or civilized behavior in his army...

Orcs are being pushed around and treated like dorks...(Well, they are dorks indeed, but you get the point.)

4. And take a look at their enemies, all bonded together!

5. An army full of cowards and weirdos...

Take a look at these chumps...

6. Again, take a look at this "glorious" commander...

Who the f*ck put him in charge, anyways?

7. Complete failure at army formation...If one Mumakil falls down, it takes at least another one down with it...

Seriously?

8. Leaving their weakest points exposed...

Look at Eowyn taking down an entire Mumakil with a simple sword...

9. Excellent combat training...

One little Hobbit and Eowyn could easily take down an entire Orc squad...

10. Pretentious Nazguls...

Again, maybe use some armor on your Fellbeast? Or you know, at least survive a scene?

11. And poof...

Easily wiped away...

12. Look at those Mumakils going down with 3 arrows...

Even a cow would last longer than that!

13. Again, military brilliance...

No one moves an inch or uses a spike...

14. All orc soliders are complete idiots...

You know sunlight hurts you, why fight during dawn?!

15. Perfect setup and powerful weapon, but what happens when it meets a simple sword?

Ever heard of iron chains?

16. Trying to break down that powerful door with a simple ram...

Again, brilliant soldiers!

17. And here's the result...All dead!

Why bother when you have a much bigger one?

18. Constant chaos, aggression and fighting...

No one sticks together...

19. Giant trolls giving up after one scratch...

Dude you'd keep fighting for another week if someone patched you up. Why give up?

20. Spoiled, moronic commanders...

This guy again...SERVES YOU RIGHT B*TCH!

Look at them, replacing the previous scumbag with a brand new scumbag commander...

21. Lastly, traitors in most unexpected places...

Look at that stab!

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