It's time to relax, sit back and laugh! You don't have to go far to have some fun because these 20 funniest tweets will put you in good mood instantly!Source: http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/118...
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) December 6, 2016
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
[passionate kissing]— Jennathan (@Jennuflect) March 3, 2015
It's already inside you
If you've had Chicken Pox the Shingles virus is already inside you
I wonder how many dudes got curved in the 1700's and just called her a witch just to get her burned at the stake— Broke Homie Cliff🐐 (@CliffBreazzy) August 29, 2016
Protip: If your spouse says “Thanks for the help” when you didn’t do anything don’t reply “You’re welcome”.— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 5, 2016
"no offense" --italian guy explaining why his dog escaped— fro vo ho (@fro_vo) December 11, 2016
"Where'd you meet him?"— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 15, 2016
"On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me."
I’m supposed to love my neighbor the way I love myself, so now I compulsively overfeed her and lie awake at night fearing she’s worthless— REW (@therealeatwood) January 16, 2016
America sure is having some bad luck. It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) December 10, 2016
If a pay $10 for a house party I'm using y'all washer/dryer machine, bedroom, and I'm spending the night— 1K Lil Nekko 💸 (@Nekkohbk) December 10, 2016
if the grinchs' heart grew three sizes that day imagine what that dick do 😩💦🔥🎄💚🔞🎅🏽🔥💯— sydney (@sydneyrachel) December 10, 2016
NINETEEN texts (and counting?) from my mom about a coat she wants from TJ Maxx. Have a great Monday, everybody.— Sal Vulcano (@SalVulcano) December 12, 2016
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
Most of "sleeping in" as a parent is listening to your kids try to "whisper."— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) December 16, 2016