14 Things You’ll Realize When Sexuality Disappears From Your Life

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If you have asked ‘Did it ever get in so it could get out?,’ then there is nothing much we can do about it, but you can still entertain yourself by reading the drama of people who are used to having a regular sex that are now destitute.

1. You get surprised when you see the expiration date of a box of condoms that you came across by chance.

2. On top of it, you try to use them up in various ways.

3. You say ‘maybe some day’ to your fancy boxers, frilly bras and seductive briefs that are kept in the best place in your drawer.

4. When you hang out with your friends, they start talking about sex, and you say ‘I gotta go.’

5. You've startd a lot of hobbies before you know it.

Naturally, you need to work your energy off, don’t you?

6. Wow, what is that? Waxing, shaving, etc. Forget all about it, they are all almost gone out of your life.

If you are a woman, you can throw your skirts out.

7. The tv series you follow on the internet has gotten increasingly interesting.

Has Person of Interest’s new episode featured yet?

8. It is 4pm on a Saturday, and you're still in your pajamas.

9. Cosmetic, perfume, and accessory expenses have reached a considerable amount in hopes of increasing your potential.

10. And when your friends ask you to go out together, you start looking good more than ever.

Of course you do, just in case, yes?

11. However, trouble begets trouble, and every time you try, you only end up with frustration.

12. You begin to realize that loneliness is actually not a bad thing at all.

13. But still, you adopt a pet to keep you company so you won't be so lonely.

14. You are left alone with sadness from being dismissed from the favored position you had once among your friends.

Bonus – You've gotten tired of saying ‘Should I?’ before you go to bed.

How do you feel?
Lovely
Scream
Tears of Joy
Relieved Face
Clapping Hands
Thumbs Down
Angry

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