10 Lies Guys Tell Women To Look Cooler!

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There are many ways to look attractive to the opposite sex. However, lying is surely NOT one of them...Ladies, here are 10 things you should look for in guys to make sure they're not fooling you.

1. I love cooking...

Oh of course, you love cooking...I am also sure you've been to various cooking classes, but had to quit because you had to focus on your job. I am also sure you wanted to open up a restaurant with your friends, but one of the guys bailed. What do you say? Care to bring that infamous cake of yours to the next date? Hey! Where did you go?!

2. Jealousy is for weak men, I'm not jealous!

Jealousy is for men who make 500 bucks a month, wears clothes off the rack, and uses an iPhone 3GS right? You pretentious scum! We're all born jealous, and I bet you'll start feeling jealous of that guy driving around near your GF with his fancy Ferrari. 

Instead of trying to go full on jealous or totally careless, try and find that gray zone. Everyone needs their own space and time...

3. I have problems with my dad...

- So that's why you always wander off, sit quietly, drink and smoke at parties?

- Yes...

- Well then why did you come to the party in the first place? Go sort your problems first and don't ruin the party!

Unless someone treats you like this, you'll keep doing it. I have problems with my dad, mom, uncle, I'll beat up my cousin for treating my sister so badly etc. etc. Do you think you look cool when you treat one of your own like that? 

Go and apologize to all your family members first!

4. My last relationship hurt me so badly...

Oh, so badly that you're already dating other people...Did we force you to go out and start dating, or did we beg you to tell us all about your past occurrences? If you're hurt, go and get patched up. You're not fooling anybody...

5. I write a little something to some magazines...(Mostly porn)

Uhhmm, why don't you read us your latest article, then? What was the title? 

"How to make her squirm every time you're with her?" Yes...that's the one...So you think you could look cool with your "writer" image, and on top of that you think you know all the tricks? I beg to differ...

6. I've got nothing to hide. I hate secrets...

Of course. It's not you with the secrets, but its your other online persona who stalks girls on Instagram, signs up to Tinder and such...As long as she won't find out about it, you can remain the true guardian of honesty! True guardian my a**...

7. It's all Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind sometimes...

You think you can just find out about one or two popular titles and do your thing? What about Notebook? What about literature classics? What about classical music? It's all Dumb and Dumber sometimes...

8. I LOVE Korean and Iranian movies. Do you know Aamir khan?

Look at her taking off her clothes after that! You have a DVD collection of all these genres and you find certain popular romantic movies too cheesy, right? Yeah right...Move along...

9. I've changed so many women but none managed to change me yet...

You're actually admitting your own fault...So you just changed so many women, been with them and then dumped them and now you expect this new woman to change you? Think before you act!

10. For me, cuddling together and sleeping means much more than sex...

Said none of us, ever...Easy now. You'll get there, don't worry. Just be patient!

Bonus - There's something about you...Something I can't put my finger on...

Something you can't put your finger on because there isn't something at all. Or could it be the fact that she's still there with you, as you pull all your tricks?

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